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    How To Fight King Cellulite

    Once upon a time in a far away land there was a amazing king named Cellulite. He was not a very nice man and treated his subjects with much disdain. The people of his kingdom decided to rise up and fight King Cellulite to regain there freedom and dignity. The only problem was that his castle was built on top of a hill surrounded by a toxic moat filled with acid.

    If you were lucky ample to obtain over the moat to fight King Cellulite you had to obtain past the dragon that spit nails. This posed quite a problem for the people of Cellulite's kingdom and they brought in amazing strategists to figure out how to obtain past these enormous obstacles.

    Acid Moat

    The first obstacle in getting in to fight King Cellulite was to obtain past the toxic acid moat. If you made one wrong move and got a pinch of acid on your body then it wouldn't be possible to fight at King Cellulite's castle. A boat could not be used because the acid would eat via the metal. The amazing strategists came up with the idea of hot air balloons.

    The warriors could then float over the acid moat to fight King Cellulite. He would the bulk definitely be surprised by the sight of hot air balloons dropping in on him from above. The warriors could make the balloons out of a fabric made by the beautiful young seamstresses and attach super almighty baskets to them.

    A almighty metal pot will be put in the center to have a place to make the fire that would provide the hot air to make the balloons rise. Using hot air balloons meant that no one would have to go near the toxic acid moat when they had to fight King Cellulite.

    Nail Spitting Dragon

    The hot air balloon was a amazing idea to obtain over the toxic moat to fight King Cellulite but now the amazing strategists had to figure out how to keep the nail spitting dragon from shooting down the hot air balloons and dropping everyone into the acid moat. This particular dragon is the meanest dragon in the whole dragon species and wouldn't hesitate to spit nails to protect his king.

    The amazing strategists knew that there was a monstrous poppy field near by and suggested that the warriors pick all of the poppies in the field so as the warriors flew over the dragon in their hot air balloons they could drop all of the poppy's on him. The poppies would put the dragon to sleep so he could not shoot down the hot air balloons with his nails. Now the warriors could successfully obtain into the castle and fight King Cellulite.

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