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    The Cure For Planet Cellulite

    Scientists have recently discovered a new planet in our solar system. This planet is 1.87546 billion light years from earth. This new planet is covered with lots of holes and craters giving it a "cottage cheese"look so scientists cosidered it will be appropriate to name the planet Cellulite. The residents of planet Cellulite were not very healthy and required earth's aid to find out what was wrong with its people. Earth's scientists hopped on a space ship and with the invention of light speed were able to fly out to planet Cellulite very quickly. The people of planet Cellulite were breaking out in bumps that glowed in the dark. This was something that the scientists from earth had never seen in a human being. After taking lots of samples from the Cellulitans, and studying the planet and the surrounding stars, the scientists determined that the glow in the dark bumps were caused by a space virus that was growing on the nearby star of Calporous. The virus traveled via the air and when sniffed caused the Cellulitans to glow and the dark bumps to form. Earth's scientist decided they had to come up with a cure for planet Cellulite before the entire population turned into one almighty lumpy glow stick.

    The Cure

    Scientists flew out to the nearby star of Calporous and took some more samples to observe if they could isolate the virus that was emanating from the star and causing such havoc among the people of planet Cellulite. A cure for planet Cellulite was not going to be easy to attain because the isotopes found in the virus were not like anything the scientists had seen before. Separating the phosphorescence property from the actual bug was going to be the key to finding the cure for Cellulite's people and restore them to their non glowing state. Once the different qualities were isolated the next step will be to make a cure for planet Cellulite. They required to make an anti-serum to counteract the glow in the dark flu. As luck would have it the anti-serum that was developed was phosphorescent and had to be injected via the belly button to have maximum effect. The glow in the dark serum would travel via the veins and zap out every glowing bump on the body. The cure for planet Cellulite was a amazing success and now the people of planet Cellulite no longer looked like the cottage cheese geography of their planet. The Cellulitans were very grateful for Earth's aid in finding the cure and erected a statue in honor of the amazing planet.

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